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i dreamt i quit work last night

we had a meeting with our manager to complain about the project leader, and she told us to suck it up.

so i just got up and walked out.

then i came back and smashed shit up a bunch.

and then i left again.

hah.

Dearest Friends,

If you come at me holding a spider, you should fully expect screaming, hitting, running, urinating, and general mayhem.

If you come at me with a spider the size of a cat, I will fuck.you.up. After the spider is gone, of course.

Much love,

Jannypie